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Awesome Baker Boys Destroy Imaginary Opposition..

Fixture v Nobody
Date 02/10/2106
Venue Plumpton
Type 40 Overs
Toss Southwick Wanderers
Result Southwick Wanderers won by 152 Runs

In a match that no-one knew about, and cared even less for, it has been reported that Baker Will and Baker Joe terrified the opposition with a display of batting and bowling the likes of which we have never seen before- and doubtless won’t see again.

As Lukey wasn’t present, one of the brothers probably won the toss and decided to bat. With a display of amazing stroke play, that nobody was there to witness, the boys took the hapless opponents apart in a blistering forty over thrash.

At 300-0 the innings closed and the opposition took to the field.

Both brothers took five wickets. Although one might ask why it took them so long as they had to umpire for themselves and the crease was vacant throughout.

With the score on 148, and our Will finally managing to bowl a straight one, the innings came to a close. Both the boys shook hands with eleven clumps of thin air and the season finally ended again.

The scorecard below is a reflection of this historical game, although alas it is too late for the averages.

Darwin the Dog is most miffed at gaining second place in the ‘man of the match’ stakes but it was felt that Junior deserved the top slot as he needs cheering up after his recent operation.

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The match reaches an exciting stage…

Southwick Wanderers
1 Baker (J) Not Out 150
2 Baker (W) Not Out 150
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
Extras 0
Total 0 Wickets 40 Overs 300
Fall Of Wickets
O M R W
1 Nobody 8 ? ? 0
2 Nobody 8 ? ? 0
3 Nobody 8 ? ? 0
4 Nobody 8 ? ? 0
5 Nobody 8 ? ? 0
Nobody
1 Nobody b Baker (J) ?
2 Nobody b Baker (W) ?
3 Nobody b Baker (J) ?
4 Nobody b Baker (W) ?
5 Nobody b Baker (J) ?
6 Nobody b Baker (W) ?
7 Nobody b Baker (J) ?
8 Nobody b Baker (W) ?
9 Nobody b Baker (J) ?
10 Nobody b Baker (W) ?
11 Nobody Too Scared To Bat
Extras 0
Total 10 Wickets 36 Overs 148
Fall Of Wickets ?
O M R W
1 Baker (J) 18 ? 74 5
2 Baker (W) 18 ? 74 5
MOM Points
1 Junior The Dog 5
2 Darwin The Dog 3
3 The Baker Brothers 1
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